I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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