My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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