Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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