I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
