im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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