She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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