how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It's never too late to be topless.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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