I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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