Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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