in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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