Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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