Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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