But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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