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When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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