didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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