Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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