You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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