Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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