Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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