I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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