How'd it feel making her break her religion?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I think a kid would responsible me up
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize