and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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