Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I touched a dick in church today
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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