It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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