Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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