your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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