white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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