she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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