Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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