at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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