Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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