Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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