oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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