butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
