You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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