I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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