If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
handjob tips. give me some.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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