so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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