i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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