I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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