Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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