Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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