i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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