so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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