I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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