I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i barfeds in our rink
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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