yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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