spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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