Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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