Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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