We're like a lot better than the average bears
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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