Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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