just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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