i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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