I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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