: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Drake has all the answers
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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