weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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