Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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