that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm really busy with my period
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