You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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