if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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